Boy’s Bits

Thought you might be amused to read the following transcript of the conversation I had earlier with Glenn (our friend and former shepherd). We were in a field at the time and if anyone was walking down the public footpath on the other side of the hedge they may have wondered what was going on. 

Sarah:  “I always get a bit nervous about it.”

Glenn:  “Sarah, the thing with testicles is – you don’t want to mess around with them.  You’ve got to be quick when you grab the balls, otherwise they’ll disappear and it’ll all be over.  So get the elastic band ready and when you’ve got your hand in place – go for it.”

 ………in case you were in any doubt – I was castrating Frank the lamb!  How bizarre has my life become?!