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The S'Lowdown

Welcome to The S’Lowdown –
Swallowtail Hill’s place for reading and relaxation. Why not grab a cuppa and take five minutes for yourself? Go on - we won’t tell anyone!

30 March 2011
Beekeeping: Lesson One

We nearly caused a major diplomatic incident last week. For a moment, a vision of helicopters overhead spewing Kevlar clad SAS troopers down ropes to secure the farm flashed across my mind…

12 February 2011
Tonka Wakes Up And We Adopt More Sheep

It’s been a while since I’ve updated you all on the latest news from the farm, so here are a few snippets to bring you up to date…

9 February 2011
Hubble Bubble

When Sarah and her best friend Lisa are together – which is often now that Lisa has her own key to the farm – they adopt a unusual form of communication…

1 February 2011
Dead Duck And The Great Escape

Bert – or was it Ernie? I couldn’t tell the ducks apart – fell victim to a fox the other day. Leaving Ernie – or is it Bert? – in a state of shock, and alone…

15 January 2011
Super Heroes

The topic of conversation over dinner the other night was – if you were a super hero, who would you be? And Christopher said instantly ‘Mega Boy’. ‘What does Mega Boy do?’ I asked…

24 December 2010
Chilly Chickens And Other Cold Animals

Red’s cock-a-doodle-doo is hoarse. The doodle-doo bit is almost missing. He sounds a bit pathetic – so I’m giving him a special vitamin tonic in his water to try and help…

20 December 2010
Hibernating The Tortoise

So you will be interested to learn that Tonka the Accidental Tortoise has been put into hibernation. This is the most stressful thing that we have ever had to do…

13 December 2010
The Demon Butcher Of Beckley

Lights flickered in the farmhouse kitchen. Snow swirled outside. A Little Owl shrieked as it veered between the ice-laden branches of the great oak. Somewhere, a wolf howled. Well, that bit’s not true. But this is….

28 November 2010
Christopher Gets Dressed

It is cold. Very cold. Despite the fact that it seems like only five minutes since we were last wrapping ourselves up like Michelin men just to venture outside…

26 November 2010
We Get Bees

I am going to buy Sarah a bonnet for Christmas. It will go well with any of her personalities – Miss Muffett, Bo Peep, Red Riding Hood…

16 November 2010
What To Do With The Extra Cock

More building work has been required in a hurry. Two of the most recent batch of chickens have suddenly put on a growth spurt and it’s very obvious that they aren’t hens, they’re cocks…

15 November 2010
Rock and Bone and Water

Autumn’s chemistry set is working overtime right now producing an extraordinary horizon rather as though a mad painter had chucked his paint pots all over the landscape…

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